Septuplet Oats

by HEAB on May 2, 2009

Breakfast was heavy on the nut butters this morning…

Our current nut butter collection.

Our current nut butter collection.

  1. PB & Co. White Chocolate Wonderful
  2. Artisana’s Raw Cacao Bliss
  3. Whole Food’s 365 Chunky Almond Butter…the star of my bowl. πŸ™‚
  4. PB & Co. Mighty Maple
  5. Naturally More Peanut Butter
  6. Trader Joe’s Crunchy Unsalted Peanut Butter
  7. Homemade Walnut Butter

I used ALL of them to top my chia protein blended oats this morning:

Quit drooling.

Quit drooling.

One word: AMAZING.

Now for some laughs…


From now on, every post will feature a random comment from CD (aka Chris, my husband). Β Today’s quote is in reference to all your Jay Robb giveaway comments:

You’ve got some horny readers.

Have a good weekend my friends and HAPPY BIRTHDAY SARAH!

P.S. Be sure to check out The Fitnessista’sΒ raw dessert cookbook giveaway.


Kath May 8, 2009 at 3:57 pm

OMG that photo is HILARIOUS!!

Holly May 4, 2009 at 7:54 am

Holy nut (butters)! That is the mother load of all oats. Would you believe I haven’t tried any of those NBs?!

Gasp – how does CD know us so well? (and by “us,” I mean “me”). πŸ˜‰

Nick May 3, 2009 at 8:38 pm

Nice collection, you’re coming close to the size of my stash!

Lauren May 3, 2009 at 2:47 pm

AWESOME nut butter consumption πŸ˜‰

broccolihut May 3, 2009 at 9:24 am

Seven nut butters?! Sounds phenom.

Dori May 3, 2009 at 7:03 am

The nut butter array is incredible! My fav is white chocolate wonderful πŸ™‚

Elizabeth May 2, 2009 at 10:45 pm

That cacao bliss looks so yummy. I did just buy PB&Co’s Dark Chocolate Dreams tonight so maybe that will satisfy my PB/choclate mix. Breakfast looks delicious! I hope you are havign a great weekend!

Michele (aka Raw Juice Girl) May 2, 2009 at 7:50 pm

I think I’d gain 40 pounds if I put all the nut butter in my breakfast! LOL If you can get away with it, go for it!! You rock!! πŸ˜‰


Pearl May 2, 2009 at 6:49 pm

hahaha that was SO funny!

jane May 2, 2009 at 5:54 pm

holy nut butter! that’s hysterical, you have officially gone where no other food blogger has gone before πŸ™‚

Jessica (jesslikesithot) May 2, 2009 at 5:25 pm


I just got my own WCW pb & co peanut butter, and find that it tastes really good with blueberries! What’s your fave way to eat it?? I bet whatever you pair it with is divineee, and I want to try it asap! BUT, I don’t know if I’d be up for mixing that flavor with guac…. πŸ˜‰

Ashley May 2, 2009 at 4:49 pm

I’m jealous that you OWN that many! The white chocolate one sounds… wonderful!

I laughed at your comic. It is so true. When you think about it objectively, looking at someone’s food and commenting on it does seem a little strange. And don’t get me started on twitter. The thing is, it would be silly if no one was interested – but so many people love looking at the pictures and reading the comment. It’s lots of fun! And that surely isn’t retarded.

How perceptive of CD! I’m not sure how to reply to that… I can only speak for myself and I’m not sure I want that plastered all over the net!

jacobc May 2, 2009 at 4:30 pm

haha, Heather you are a nut!! pun intended ;-p
Looks yummy!
Yall missed the best trail race ever this morning!! Well mud race πŸ˜‰

Adi ( May 2, 2009 at 4:17 pm

Jay? He’s got nothing on good ol’ Bob. There’s something about those glasses and that wise look… πŸ˜‰

I love that breakfast! At least you can do seven small blobs. I’d try to do seven nut butters and each would be a regular size blob… I’m pretty sure you’d see no oats underneath.

Not that there would be anything wrong with that! πŸ™‚

Hope you’ve having a great weekend Heather.

Erica May 2, 2009 at 4:00 pm

haha i love it. I just bought that naturally more pb- how is it?

Megan May 2, 2009 at 3:55 pm

omg, nut butttaaaaahhhhh!!!! What a good idea that is though! I can’t ever decide between nut butters in the morning, so I should just use them all! Your streak of genius continues πŸ™‚

CD sounds so hilar (as in hilarious)! he must think we are so ridiculous. men dont understand πŸ˜‰

janetha May 2, 2009 at 3:39 pm

you know it is an orgasm in your mouth when not a few but SEVEN nut butters are involved! yum!

homegirlcaneat May 2, 2009 at 2:43 pm


gina (fitnessista) May 2, 2009 at 2:31 pm

that comic is hilarious!!!!
that breakfast looks soooo amazing.. whole foods chunky ab is delicious! i haven’t tried the pb and co white chocolate but if it’s anywhere near as crack-like as the dark chocolate dreams, i’m doomed
thank you for the giveaway shout out my dear πŸ˜€
hope you’re having a wonderful weekend!

Melissa S. May 2, 2009 at 2:30 pm

that is the greatest bowl of breakfast yumminess ever. i’m jealous of all the variety!

psychoj1 May 2, 2009 at 1:20 pm

Wow, okay, YUM! What a glorious collection and a glorious breakfast! Jealous over here. Tehe. I’ve wanted Mighty Maple for so long haha.
<3 jess

glidingcalm May 2, 2009 at 12:37 pm

i love multiple nut butter oats! SOO GOOD. im jealous of your assortment though!

and yes, I really am drooling!

Sarah May 2, 2009 at 12:34 pm

Uh, Ma’am, I’m from social services and I’m going to have to take your nut butter into protective custody…you are far to reckless with those children. I would take gooooood care of them.

Thanks for the birthday shouts! There are 3 Maple Nut Oaties (did I finally get the name right?) left. WE LOVE. Thank you again.

Sadly, CD is right. Even more sadly, I’m on limited activity.

polly May 2, 2009 at 11:54 am

I love that CD!

Almost as much as I love massive amounts of nutty goodness in one bowl of yum city.

Was your mouth having a party? πŸ˜‰

Love you even more than that bowl of nuttiness.



linds May 2, 2009 at 11:34 am

Holy plethora of nut butters! Awesomeness!
hahaha and it’s Jay Robb…..What did he expect…? lol

ksgoodeats May 2, 2009 at 11:28 am

HAHAH between the comic and CD’s quote – hilarious! I’m thinking Chris is feeling some bicep envy πŸ˜‰

I am loving your nut butter collection! Hope you have a wonderful Saturday!

Clare (Clare's Two Steps Forward) May 2, 2009 at 11:22 am

wow that’s a lot of nut butter…i’m jealous! I can’t find mighty maple anywhere!

Lara (Thinspired) May 2, 2009 at 11:17 am

I love that comic. I have it saved on my computer from seeing it on someone’s blog…have you featured it before? Totally cracks me up.
I would be curious to see if there is anyone in blogworld with a bigger nut butter collection than you, dear Heather! That is quite impressive! Makes me happy looking at it πŸ™‚

coco May 2, 2009 at 10:23 am

all those nut butter in one pot? oh… that must taste really good! πŸ™‚

modhealth May 2, 2009 at 10:08 am

That bowl of oats looks absolutely GLORIOUS!

Graze With Me May 2, 2009 at 9:56 am

Wow, talk about the breakfast of champions…all of those look so wonderful together.

Ha, horny readers – of course! When we describe a yummy food pic as porn, what do you expect? πŸ™‚

Shelby May 2, 2009 at 9:31 am

WHAT?! Why have I never thought of this?! What an amazingly delicious idea =)

Love that picture!

Have a fabulous day Heather!

lilveggiepatch May 2, 2009 at 9:31 am

That picture is so funny! Guilty as charged.

Your oats look like HEAVEN… I was surfing through blogs to figure out what I wanted for breakfast and I think that’s it!

amy (veganissexy) May 2, 2009 at 9:13 am

If I die, I’d like to drown in a bowl of your oats. Specifically the ones topped with an insane amount of nut butters. Wow. I’m impressed! I’d like to point out that my “drunk”….ok two glasses of wine…..snack at midnight last night was a bowl of oatmeal with nut butter on top… how things have changed since college. I must have been channeling HEAB πŸ™‚ Love it!

Alisa - Frugal Foodie May 2, 2009 at 8:52 am

Cute post! I love that Naturally More PB, haven’t tried several of the others.

Mandy A May 2, 2009 at 8:48 am

One word on breakfast – HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I always combine at least two nut butters in mine somehow! This is awesome, though! πŸ™‚

Think Marce will let us bring in our own pb jars to add to brunch? πŸ™‚

Anna May 2, 2009 at 8:34 am

seven!? I thought I was cool by using three!

Megan May 2, 2009 at 8:30 am

OMG I would die of happiness if I had that many nut butters for breakfast. I LOVE IT!!

runsarah May 2, 2009 at 8:22 am

That photo is hilarious!! Wow, 7 nut butters? Amazing!

Chocolate-Covered Katie May 2, 2009 at 8:22 am

LOL Heather, I can’t believe you used seven nut butters in your breakfast! You’re so hilarious; I love it!!

Yeah, the Justins can DEFINITELY count as a new food! The regular Justin’s almond butter is good, but nothing to write home about. But the maple almond butter is soooooooo yummy!

Kiersten May 2, 2009 at 8:13 am

I would be in heaven if I ate that for breakfast! Love the comic, it made me laugh πŸ™‚

Mara @ What's For Dinner? May 2, 2009 at 8:11 am

I don’t think I could handle that much nuttiness… oh wait, I’m a teacher. I handle that much nuttiness on a daily basis. That was bad… Thanks for your sweet comment last night! The nose is better today πŸ™‚

Jenny May 2, 2009 at 8:06 am

oh my god a nut butter lovers dream! you are a crazy genius, girl!

Heather (be well & take care) May 2, 2009 at 8:02 am


Also, CD is pretty hilarious. But really, what can he expect from a bunch of food bloggers who take their protein powder (and men, obviously) seriously?

Erin May 2, 2009 at 7:51 am

I love you.
That’s all I can say about your breakfast.

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