Egg Art

by HEAB on October 8, 2009

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CD and I have been leaving each other messages via our eggs.  

IMG_3289IMG_3288This morning I woke up to…

CD’s Random Comment of the Day:

IMG_3287Be sure to check out my guest post today over at Smoothe Girl Eats Too.

Hope you have an eggcellent day. ;)


Brandi October 8, 2009 at 7:28 am

you two are so cute :)

Have a great day Heather!

Nicole October 8, 2009 at 7:28 am

HAHA! I laughed out loud at the first one :D

Kristen October 8, 2009 at 7:29 am

Haha!! Love the vegan line! Have a great day, Heather!

Chocolate-Covered Katie October 8, 2009 at 7:30 am

Hey, little kids read this blog!
*Shakes finger at Heather*

:) :)

Erica October 8, 2009 at 7:30 am

hahah. We never truly grow up and its WONDERFUL

Evan Thomas October 8, 2009 at 7:30 am

You two are a hoot!

Sarah R October 8, 2009 at 7:31 am

OMG! So funny. Men think that they’re so clever! :)

Jess October 8, 2009 at 7:32 am

Oh wow – this made me laugh so hard this morning! Thanks for the laughs HEAB! :)

munchysimone October 8, 2009 at 7:34 am

HAHA!… I love it!!

Dori October 8, 2009 at 7:37 am

HHAHAHAHA love CD’s random comment of the day!

VeggieGirl October 8, 2009 at 7:38 am

HAHA!!!!! Heather, the photos & messages are freaking hilarious :-D

MelissaNibbles October 8, 2009 at 7:41 am


Abby October 8, 2009 at 7:42 am

LOL that made my morning.. Hope they were tasty!! :)

Holly October 8, 2009 at 7:46 am

omg, Heather!! I am sitting in my office right now CRACKING up! You two are so adorable and funny. My roommate is obsessed with eggs – maybe I will start leaving her messages? Although she just moved in, and I don’t want to scare her away….

Hope your Thursday is eggstra great!

Megan October 8, 2009 at 7:48 am


jacobc October 8, 2009 at 7:51 am

lol, yall are nuts ;-)

Melanie October 8, 2009 at 7:52 am

People here at work must think I’m crazy- I busted out laughing (OUTLOUD)! haha!

justrun October 8, 2009 at 7:55 am

HA! A little fun and immaturity in the morning (or anytime) goes a long way. :)

Jessica October 8, 2009 at 7:55 am

OMG I just burst out laughing at my desk.

Sarah (from See Sarah Eat) October 8, 2009 at 8:05 am

This post seriously made my morning! I haven’t laughed that hard in a while, thanks ;-)

Pure2Raw twins October 8, 2009 at 8:05 am

Thanks for the good morning laugh!!!!

Steph October 8, 2009 at 8:06 am

haha, inappropriate egg messages. that’s love!

Averie (LoveVeggiesAndYoga) October 8, 2009 at 8:07 am

Somehow I really thought you were going somewhere with a pregnancy story with the eggs in a carton and penis written. Because we all know what eggs + penis can make. This is a bit much for a comment, sorry about the xrated comment :)

Heather Eats Almond Butter October 8, 2009 at 8:08 am

Ha ha Averie – I hadn’t even thought of that.

Lisa October 8, 2009 at 8:09 am

I love your egg messages to each other! You two are way too adorable! Made my morning! :)

Angie October 8, 2009 at 8:10 am

Love it!


kaneil October 8, 2009 at 8:11 am

hahaha that’s awesome! Are you getting pumped? Lululemon’s about to open in GH? My good friend, Blair is working there….if you ever go in, look for her! She trained at Core Power here in CO – y’all remind me of each other…I’m sure you’d be great friends! She teaches at a bunch of studios around town now.


Heather Eats Almond Butter October 8, 2009 at 8:20 am

Kaneil, Crazy – I took a class from Blair yesterday for the first time. She was so sweet, and yes, I’m super excited about Lululemon. I emailed the manager begging for a job, but they’ve already hired a full staff. Surely they’ll need extra Christmas help, right? ;)

erinbee. October 8, 2009 at 8:12 am

wait..pen is what!? i must know. haha. wonderful!

Heather Eats Almond Butter October 8, 2009 at 8:21 am

Erinbee – you crack me up!

gina (fitnessista) October 8, 2009 at 8:14 am

hahah it makes me laugh even more because the spanish word for eggs (huevos) is actually slang for, ahem, hanging egg-shaped appendages ;)
i love it

Mary October 8, 2009 at 8:17 am

I love it! Can’t stop laughing right now…

Graze With Me October 8, 2009 at 8:20 am

I need to stop reading blogs at work, I just laughed out loud….the vegan one is great.

Sheri October 8, 2009 at 8:21 am

:LOL: I burst out laughing that is so funny and cute!

Cherie October 8, 2009 at 8:29 am

OMG! THAT is hilarious!!!! :-) I will never look at eggs the same now.

Certifiably Fit October 8, 2009 at 8:34 am

HA HA HA I loved it! Gave me a good laugh this morning.

Brittany October 8, 2009 at 8:36 am

HAHA… this cracked me up. Eggcellent!

Diana October 8, 2009 at 8:58 am

Ahaha awesome :p

April October 8, 2009 at 9:02 am

Woo! CD is the typical guy huh? Love it!

Dee October 8, 2009 at 9:03 am

I LOVE this, although CD’s a bit naughty!!

Melanie October 8, 2009 at 9:04 am

I am totally positive that that’s the most hilarious thing I’ll see today:). Thanks!!

Lauren October 8, 2009 at 9:23 am

My hubs and I leave messages to each other on the white board…how boring is that when we could be using eggs?!?! You guys are hilarious. Loved the guest post-I’ve been doing a sugar free challenge hosted by I think you would like her site. I’ve truly been feeling a lot better without sugar-it’s annoying how it’s in so much though, like organic ketchup, bbq sauce, etc.

Heather Eats Almond Butter October 8, 2009 at 12:54 pm

Lauren, I’ll check out The Nourishing Gourmet. Thanks for the link. I know…sugar is in *EVERYTHING*! Have you ever tried this ketchup: It’s our favorite.

missyrayn October 8, 2009 at 9:33 am

I just snorted water through my nose. So funny and cute :-)

janetha October 8, 2009 at 9:41 am


Erin October 8, 2009 at 9:44 am

SO hilarious! Boys ;)

Love your posts Heather! You served as inspiration last night when I decided that I’m going to adjust my energy after my 10K race on Monday. For the next few months I’m going to concentrate on yoga and strength vs. lots of running and cardio. I need to get some wellness/balance back in my life! Thanks for the inspiration :)

Heather Eats Almond Butter October 8, 2009 at 12:48 pm

Erin, So glad you’re listening to your heart and your body. Best of luck in the 10K on Monday, and keep slamming those Kombuchas. :)

Morgan @ Life After Bagels October 8, 2009 at 9:49 am

At least he spelled it, and didn’t draw it!

Angharad October 8, 2009 at 9:59 am


Maggie October 8, 2009 at 9:59 am

So glad to know that Bobby and I aren’t the only ones who love this kind of humor :P

Diana (Soap & Chocolate) October 8, 2009 at 10:08 am

I die. Trying really hard not to laugh out loud right now.

Devan Geselle N October 8, 2009 at 11:06 am

hahahaha this is so hilarious!
you two are so cute :)

The Foodie Diaries October 8, 2009 at 11:24 am

HAHAHA I’m actually dying

Meg October 8, 2009 at 11:33 am

Those eggs made my otherwise-boring Thursday very funny, thank you for the laughs :) (or should I say thank CD for the laughs?! :P ) Either way, made my day much brighter ;)

I just read your guest post this morning and I love it – makes me wanna give yoga a try!


Heather Eats Almond Butter October 8, 2009 at 12:44 pm

Meg, Give it a try! :)

Erin October 8, 2009 at 11:38 am

That Vegan line was eggcellent! Go CD!

24carrots October 8, 2009 at 11:50 am

Heather – I feel like I know you through your blog – and I thought of you last night during dinner! I ate at what is supposedly the best vegan restaurant in NYC. I especially thought of you when I tasted tahini!!! (Candle Cafe)

fruitsveggieslife October 8, 2009 at 12:48 pm


That is all.

Thank you (and CD) for being absolutely, wonderfully hilarious.

Rosey Rebecca October 8, 2009 at 1:04 pm

So funny!!

Erin October 8, 2009 at 1:22 pm

Thanks for visiting my blog Heather!! I think I’m going to be addicted to Kombucha soon. Eesh!

Deb (SmoothieGirlEatsToo) October 8, 2009 at 1:27 pm

Hee hee Giggles, you wrote the “P” word on your blog, snarf!

runningaroundnormal October 8, 2009 at 1:37 pm

LOL I love the egg messages! Especially the little guy on the left:)

Sarah (LovIN My Tummy) October 8, 2009 at 2:43 pm

I love the bitter, “I thought you were vegan!” eggs. I hope you’ve thought of a good response message to the latest installment. Make me proud.

Janna October 8, 2009 at 2:50 pm


Jenn (eating bender) October 8, 2009 at 3:11 pm

Hahahahaha – I am laughing out loud at work! Thanks, Heather :) MUCH NEEDED.

I miss you. Let’s talk soon.

Heather Eats Almond Butter October 8, 2009 at 4:18 pm

Eating Bender, Yes, miss you too! We’ll be in AZ Dec. 22 – 30. Can’t wait to see you!

carolinebee October 8, 2009 at 3:24 pm

HAHAHa this. is. awesome….I mean i already loved eggs to begin with, but those faces give em so much character! THey look like they’re in a gang :D

Chelsea D. October 8, 2009 at 3:41 pm

Your husband CRACKS me up. :)

lola October 8, 2009 at 3:51 pm

hhahahahahahahahaha xD

Reigne October 8, 2009 at 3:59 pm


I’m starting to think that CD has the same maturity as my 11 year old brother.

Heather Eats Almond Butter October 8, 2009 at 4:19 pm

Reigne, I often wonder the same thing. ;)

MarathonVal October 8, 2009 at 4:00 pm

Hahahahaha….. that last comment is totally something my husband would do!! Must go along with being a Bears fan to also have a sick sense of humor ;)

Love your coconut kefif idea, you are so flippin creative Heather!!

homecookedem October 8, 2009 at 4:54 pm

You just got a really big LOL from both me and my husband!! :) Penis eggs!! LOL! :)

redheadyellowdog October 8, 2009 at 4:57 pm

that’s awesome!!! oh i’m totally doing that.

also – thanks for changing your blog format back so i can read it in google reader without clicking over!

Heather Eats Almond Butter October 8, 2009 at 5:31 pm

Redheadyellowdog, You’re welcome. :)

Shannon October 8, 2009 at 4:59 pm

hehe, freakin hillarious!! love :)

Deva (voracious vorilee) October 8, 2009 at 5:02 pm

I was reading this in google reader and BWAHed outloud and couldn’t stop giggling – those messages are HILARIOUS :-)

Scott in Ohio October 8, 2009 at 5:05 pm

Died laughing. DIED!! CD is a genius!

Christina and I use SHMILY (See How Much I Love You) a lot when we leave messages.

Fun stuff!

Jenny October 8, 2009 at 6:23 pm

BAH! I love immature 12 year old boy humor — please tell me you’ve played the “penis game” .. so entertaining.

Heather Eats Almond Butter October 8, 2009 at 8:06 pm

Yes, CD and I have played the Penis Game while shopping at Costco. P.S. I won. :)

Emily October 8, 2009 at 7:00 pm

haha! you and cd are too adorable. love your egg messages. :-)

Heather October 8, 2009 at 7:11 pm

Oh my goodness those eggs have me cracking up. No pun intended ;)

Melissa S. October 8, 2009 at 7:50 pm

you guys are hilarious!!!!

psychoj1 October 8, 2009 at 7:56 pm

HAHA! You two are cute ;)

<3 jess

Naomi October 8, 2009 at 8:18 pm

EGGcellent post, heather!!!

Jenna October 8, 2009 at 8:56 pm

super cute idea!

Julia October 8, 2009 at 9:37 pm

I almost fell off my chair laughing when I saw this post! You two are hilarious! Have a fabulous Friday!

yogiclarebear October 8, 2009 at 9:40 pm


Tamara Lea October 8, 2009 at 10:12 pm

That is so freaking funny!!!!!

Amanda October 8, 2009 at 10:42 pm

That is way too hilarious! My favorite ones are the little disgruntled eggs saying “we thought you were vegan” how funny!

peaceloverunning October 8, 2009 at 11:56 pm

LOL this is too cute!

Samantha October 9, 2009 at 2:45 am

LOVE the egg notes…so fun!

Hanna M. October 9, 2009 at 2:51 am


Brandi B. October 9, 2009 at 4:16 am

It’s so important to never be too serious–my hubby balances me out like that:)
I have a quick question for your– how did you avoid gaining weight back after stopping running and transitioning to yoga? To me the yoga I have been trying to incorporate is not really getting my heart rate up–any advice? I also was curious to see how much almond butter you eat in a day–I love it too but since I already eat avocado, flax, coconut oil etc. I usually only eat it every few days–am I missing something?

Heather Eats Almond Butter October 9, 2009 at 5:36 am

Brandi, I discuss my transition from yoga to running in this post: .

As far as the almond butter goes, I usually eat at least 2 TBSP to 4 TBSP a day, sometimes more, but rarely less. I also eat chia seeds and coconut oil everyday. When I’ve tracked it, my fat intake usually makes up about 40% of my daily calories. Hope this helps. -Heather

Shelby October 9, 2009 at 4:28 am

LOVE IT Heather! So funny.

Nicole of Raspberry Stethoscope October 9, 2009 at 6:55 am


elise October 9, 2009 at 10:01 am


Tiffany S. October 9, 2009 at 3:47 pm

Subtle hint, CD.
Brown chicken brown cow.

Unless he was trying to spell Snipe and the eggs got mixed up.

What’s the penis game that can be played in Costco?????

Heather Eats Almond Butter October 9, 2009 at 9:07 pm

Tiffany, You take turns saying penis louder and louder. I always win. Can you tell I grew up with brothers? ;)

Nicole October 9, 2009 at 4:20 pm

Penis!! Love it!!
Have I told you you rock today?
Enjoy your Friday! It’s baseball (and a beer!) time!

Heather Eats Almond Butter October 9, 2009 at 9:05 pm

Nicole, Enjoy your beer! :)

CaSaundra October 10, 2009 at 7:02 am

Omg–my dad totally used to write things on eggs for my mom and I to read in the morning :-) Lol, glad to know we’re not the only crazy fun ppl!

glidingcalm October 10, 2009 at 1:54 pm


Ashlei April 3, 2010 at 1:14 pm

I love this post! I don’t know how I missed it back in October!! lol

Thanks for linking to it from today’s post!! :D

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